THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL BOOK (we've written) ALL YEAR! It's also the only book we've written this year,
effectively also making it the least inspirational book (we've written) all year.

This Culinary Manifesto contains:
Loquacious Debauchery.
Graphically rendered demonstrations.
Pictures for the grammatically impoverished. 
Some exceptional recipes.
Gratuitously reckless redactions.
Actual survival tips.
Repeatable historical references.
Inspirational stories.
Charitable endeavors.
Two highly improbable people who fell in love and wrote this book.
A service dog, a law dog, two Irish Wolfhounds, and a toothless Chihuahua.
Unsolicited commentary by Todd, Inc., Incidental Chicken of the Apocalypse.

* If you pee yourself, it's not our fault...but we will take credit for it.

10% of the net proceeds from this timelessly significant tome will go to charity...
the other 90%, we plan to foolishly squander on shelter and sustenance.